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Three Times a Lady by Sarah Webb

The Class of 1990 Reunion Inviatation - Three Times a Lady by Sarah Webb

 

Chapter 1

Sally Hunter slowly opened her eyes. Bright Caribbean sunlight in golden shafts was piercing through the round portholes and reflecting off the shining white chart table and polished metal surfaces. Even the dark varnished interior wood seemed to funnel light into her pupils. Sally winced and narrowed her eyes. She turned her head slowly and carefully and surveyed the floor of the yacht's cabin. It was littered with cigarette butts and empty beer-cans. An empty Mount Gay Rum bottle was lodged against the chart table held in place by a large, man-sized brown Timberland docksider. The unpleasant odour of stale drink and smoke filled the 'living-room' of the luxury 60 foot Swann yacht.

"Sal!" a voice yelled from the deck above. A tousled, blonde-headed girl appeared at the hatch.

"Not so loud, Ginny," Sally muttered.

Ginny smiled and padded down the wooden steps into the cabin. Small, brown as a berry, with the mad energy of a three-year-old, Ginny was the crazy Corkwoman who worked with Sally on Queen of the Sea. Wearing a plain white T-shirt, an indecently tiny pair of cut-off jeans masquerading as shorts and an ancient pair of docksiders, Ginny still managed to look stunning. With long white blonde hair cascading down her back, shockingly clear, tanned skin, striking green eyes and a smile to stop the traffic, Ginny was a natural beauty. Sally found it sickening, but forgave her because to top it all she was the nicest and kindest girl you could meet and more fun than a basket full of puppies. She even drank Mel, the middle-aged playboy owner of Queen, under the table.

"Oh, Sal," Ginny whispered, as her eyes roamed around the cabin, settling finally on the makeshift 'bed' on the floor. "You didn't."

For a split second Sally was reminded of her mother.

***

"Oh, Sally you haven't," spluttered Mrs Hunter, one summer's morning in the vicarage kitchen four years ago. "Is it the exam pressure? You know, darling, I'm sure you'll get them this year."

Sally tried to silence her shocked mother and explain why she had dropped out of her Teacher Training Diploma at UCD. She had failed the exams last June, badly enough to necessitate her repeating the whole year. But exam stress wasn't the reason and if her mother would stop blustering and fussing for one minute she would try to explain.

"Oh my, what will I tell your father?" Mrs Hunter continued. "Oh Sally, he'll be so disappointed, he so wanted you to succeed this time."

"But, Mum . . ." Sally tried to interrupt her mother's flow, but she had as much chance as stopping lava flowing from a newly erupted volcano.

"Sally, it's just so . . . "

Sally tried again. "I know it's hard to understand, Mum, but if you'll just let me . . . " But it was no use.

"What will we tell the parishioners? They were so proud of you, Mrs Bailey in the choir and Mrs O'Reilly who does the flowers and . . . oh dear, oh dear, whatever to do, what a thing, what a thing . . ."

"Mum," said Sally firmly, "it's not the end of the world, please be reasonable."

But by now April Hunter was pacing up and down the kitchen, wringing her hands and talking to the ceiling above the central light fitting.

When Sally and her younger brother and sister, Jamie and Emma, were small they thought that God lived in that very same light fitting. Mrs Hunter had a habit of addressing 'The Lord' through her kitchen ceiling.

"What to do? Oh Lord, please help me."

"Ah Mum," Sally sighed, completely exasperated at the overwrought woman, "it's not that bad, I have a great contingency plan . . . "

Just then the Reverend Hunter came striding into the kitchen from his study, where he was trying to write next Sunday's sermon on 'Family Values in a Modern World'.

"Commotion, commotion! How is a body supposed to work around here?"

The tall, silver-haired man looked enquiringly at his fraught wife. James Hunter, was a good husband and father. Endowed with endless reserves of patience, he was quite used to his dear wife's histrionics.

"Now what's all this about, April?" he asked firmly.

April Hunter took a deep breath and began. "Sally has dropped out of college and as if that isn't bad enough, she's decided to join a convent . . . "

Sally looked at her mother in amazement and began to laugh.

"Ah Mum," she giggled. "I didn't say convent, I said contingency."

James held his hands up in a gesture of peace. He calmly addressed his wife and daughter.

"Now, April, knowing our daughter I think a convent is possibly the worst place in the world for her. Let's just listen to Sally about all this and see what she has to say."

They sat down at the kitchen table and Sally unfolded her plan. She explained why she had made this unusual decision. Her mother was less than enthused with what she was hearing. The prospect of telling the neighbours about her 'drifter' daughter did not amuse her. But Mr Hunter was practical and realistic to the last.

"Sally has to find her own way in this world, April. We may not like it but she has to make her own decisions - she's a big girl now." 

 

Relations with her mother since Sally had left Ireland for Antigua had been decidedly frosty, thawing a little from time to time - at Christmas and birthdays. Of course she never failed to write if there was what she considered 'news', which always meant the engagement of someone who had been in school with Sally, or a neighbour's child's promotion in the bank or, lately, which local Protestant boy was single! All of which made Sally less and less keen to return home. Until the news of Mark and the reunion of course.

 

Sally removed the large bronzed hand from her left breast. She twisted away from the heavily sleeping body beside her and sat up gingerly. Spying her crumpled T-shirt on the cabin floor near her she reached over and scooped it up. Naked torso covered, she carefully stood up. The man beneath her groaned in his sleep and rolled towards the middle of the opened-out sofa which was masquerading as a bed. His dark-skinned back was smooth and muscular and moved gently with the steady rhythm of his breathing. Sal glanced down at her jeans in disgust. They were covered with beer stains, dried sea salt, old rust and paint marks. The sleeping prince's dark blue 501's were still immaculate. "Typical," she thought to herself. Ginny was sitting on the navigation table, gazing in amazement at the sleeping shape.

"Sal, do you know who that is?" she whispered.

"Of course I do - that's Jay, Mel's accountant," Sally replied triumphantly, delighted that she'd remembered his name.

"Like hell it is," muttered Ginny darkly. "Sal, he's darling daughter's fiancé!"

A small smile came to Sally's lips, widening slowly into a deliciously wicked grin.  

"I don't believe you, Ginny,' she whispered. "Are you serious?"

The two Irish girls hated their boss Mel's only daughter Iona with a passion. An arrogant little madam of twenty-one, she loved to lord it over the two friends, bossing them about and packing her rich and stupid girlie 'friends' onto 'Daddy's yacht' to sunbathe.  Iona in turn hated her father's boathands as she didn't have a clue how to hoist a sail, let alone how to sail the yacht. So if Iona wanted to leave the marina she had to ask Sally and Ginny for assistance. And how she hated asking them for anything! It didn't help that Sally had once forced the spoilt girl to break two precious long, red talons by making her winch in a rope. Or that Ginny had refused to tack the boat because Iona complained that the sun was hidden behind the sail.

"Iona," the Corkwoman had yelled, "we're on a set course and I'm not turning Queen unless it's important.'

Iona, in the shadow of the large mainsail for what seemed to her an age, had missed valuable sunbathing time, not to mention losing face in front of her giggling friends.

To add insult to injury Sally had quipped, "Hey, Iona, this is a sailing machine not a tanning parlour."

 

The girls climbed up the wooden steps from the cabin. The sun's rays hit their faces as they stepped onto the immaculately varnished wooden deck. Ginny closed over the hatch to the cabin.

"Let Prince Charming sleep," she said laughing. "Anyway, where did you find him?"

The two girls settled themselves comfortably, Sally sitting with her back against the thick wooden mast and her friend lying on her stomach facing her with her head resting on her hands.

"On the marina yesterday evening around seven, I guess," Sally replied, grinning widely. "He came by to have a look at Queen with Mel and we chatted briefly. I was washing down the deck after Princess Iona spilt sun-cream all over it in the afternoon. She knows that greasy muck she uses is hard to clean off, little cow."

Ginny murmured in agreement. 

"Anyway Mel and Iona were meeting Mel's ex-wife up in the hotel, the second one I think, not the first one - wife I mean, not hotel!"

Ginny laughed.

"So Jay hung around a bit and one thing led to another. After all he had a rather nice smile, and ass for that matter. I thought it would have been a shame to waste it, you know. "

Ginny knew all right. She knew only too well. Sally liked men and they liked her. Feeling something digging into her hip, through her shorts, she suddenly remembered why she had been looking for her friend. She rolled over and wriggled a folded white envelope from her tight, cut-off jeans pocket.

"Post for you," she said. "Sorry, I almost forgot. It's from home." She flattened the envelope with the palm of her hand and passed it to Sally.

Sally glanced at the writing and grimaced. "It's from Mum," she muttered, ripping open the envelope. As she pulled out the letter a bright white rectangular card fell onto the brown deck. It seemed to glisten and glow against the dark wood. Sally picked up the card and read it, her face a picture of growing astonishment.

"Well?" asked Ginny, gagging to hear the news, "What's up?" She gazed at the animated girl questioningly.

"You remember the guy I once told you about - Mark Mulhearne?"

Ginny nodded eagerly.

"He's only the guest speaker at my ten-year school reunion!"

"OK, let me get this right - Mark is the guy you were in love with in sixth year? The one you've never forgotten?" Ginny asked. "The one who lives in Boston and writes those amazing crime books?"

"Yes, yes," Sally answered impatiently as she began to read her mother's accompanying letter. As usual it was written in purple ink on lilac paper - as Sally described it 'an insult to the discerning eye and a horror to decipher'.

Suddenly Sally exclaimed. "Mum's an angel!"

Ginny snorted. "Only last week you wrote her off as an annoying snob and a gossip, if I remember correctly."

Sally's smile lit up her face. Her eyes danced with excitement and she could hardly contain herself. "That's before she used her jungle drums usefully. For once she is telling me news I want to hear."

"Go on," Ginny goaded her dizzy friend. "I'm waiting, what is it? This amazingly interesting news?"

Sally took a deep breath and exhaled slowly. "It's Mark. He's back in Ireland. Mum met his sister, Susan, on Grafton Street." Sally continued breathlessly. "And guess what? He's staying with her and her family on their farm in Wicklow. And get this - best of all, God bless her cotton socks for asking Susan, he's broken up with that 'Park ma car in Haavard yard' Boston creature. Mum reckons Mark's coming home to find an Irish wife! Good old Mum, always on the ball!" Sally really was impressed. Usually her Mum's insatiable curiosity and matchmaking tendencies drove her up the wall but this time it was different. Hell, Mark was the future Mr Hunter and that's all there was to it!

Sally's mind began to drift. She imagined herself in a cream sheath Sharon Hoey wedding dress, with a tasteful bouquet of white roses. Walking up the aisle, with Mark by her side. He would be wearing a grey morning suit, with a waistcoat, perhaps in red or maybe gold . . .

"Earth calling Sally, come in Sally!" Ginny interrupted her friend's reverie. "I asked you if you're going to the school thing, the reunion?"

"Are you joking? Of course I'm bloody going, you thick culchie."

Ginny thumped the smiling girl's leg.

"Ah, there's no need for violence now," Sally continued. "It's my big chance, Ginny, damn right I'm going! Mrs Mulhearne, here I come."

Her eyes flickered and danced as a wild and bold plan began to concoct in her mind. "It just might work," she said. "He won't know what's hit him, poor man."

"God help the guy," Ginny said, trying to keep a straight face. "He won't stand a chance with Mustang Sally."


Three Times a Lady was my first Novel and will be available in the UK next Autumn.

 

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